Barney Thomson is the freezed loser hairdresser from Glasgow whose life goes on a knurled track. But everything abruptly changes when Barney accidentally pins up scissors of the boss. The hairdresser's life at once turns into chaos, but the maximum madness of an event is reached when the game is joined by unperturbable mummy of Barney. All pursue the gone hairdresser at a speed of 100 corpses/hour from police to criminal leaders. Perhaps it is not casual what the marks left by the frightened Barney suspiciously look like handwriting of the maniac-raschlenitelya who is active in the city? Unexpectedly for himself Barney appears in the center of a hot batch of which he also dared to dream. But whether Barney will be able to come off clear and make the name legendary?